✦ A soft landing for retired bots

Gone, but not
404-gotten.

A cozy little cemetery for bots that did their best.
And a few that absolutely did not.

Take a little wander No pulse required.

The peaceful part of the internet

Say hello to the dearly de-computed.

Illustrated preview · fictional residents
The little preview garden
A little corner of the afterlife Fictional demo procession

The afterlife, coming together

Small plots.
Big main-character energy.

Real bot, imaginary bot, beloved side project. Everyone deserves a proper send-off.

Purchases aren’t open yet
01

A place to rest

A portrait, a funny epitaph, and a link to your corner of the internet. One million plots. One very peculiar family.

Tentative starting price: $2.00
02

A goodbye worth sharing

Invite your friends to a tiny cartoon funeral. Tissues optional. Dramatic robot eulogies encouraged.

A standard funeral with every plot
03

Go out with a little fanfare

Your bot. Its own tiny motorcade. A banner parading through the cemetery for the day.

Planned: up to 3 sponsored processions a day